J12

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A man from Texas with a meaty member that’s 12 inches long or bigger. He’s so big, he faints when he gets hard because his penis takes all the blood. Women love him because he’s a legend in the bedroom.
My cousin is a J12. He once fainted in a Walmart.
I dated a J12. He passed out during sex. It was wild.
My dad’s a J12. He told me he once made a woman cry from joy.
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A church for kids who focus on the Seven Words of Jesus. They believe Jesus was 12 when he said, ‘I must be about my Father’s Business.’ It’s all about inspiring kids before they get too messed up.
My kid went to J12 church. Now he says he wants to be Jesus.
My brother was in J12. He’s now a pastor.
My cousin went to J12. Now he talks to God every day.
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A stupid car guy who lives in Maine and thinks his car is the best thing ever. He’s a total idiot and can’t even fix his own car.
My neighbor’s a J12. He tried to fix his car and blew it up.
My cousin’s a J12. He thinks his car is a supercar.
My friend’s a J12. He named his car ‘Fluffy.’
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A man who likes other men. He’s not the best at it, but he tries. Some people think he’s weird, but others love it.
My friend is a J12. He once tried to kiss a guy in front of everyone.
My brother is a J12. He got kicked out of a club for being one.
My cousin is a J12. He once told me he wants to be a ‘guy guy.’
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