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Jose has a pepe so big it could swallow a cow and he shoves girls' toes down his throat like they’re chicken nuggets

I tried to eat my lunch and Jose ate my toes instead

He took a bite of my toe and said it was the best meal he’d had all week

I asked him if he wanted a sandwich and he said I was the sandwich

Jose’s pepe is legendary and he eats girls’ toes so fast they don’t even have time to scream

He ate my toe before I could say ‘hello’

I was halfway through my math test and Jose swallowed my toe

He ate three toes at once and said it was just a snack

Jose’s pepe is so huge it could be a house and he eats girls’ toes like they’re candy

He offered me a snack and I got a toe

He ate my toe and said it was the best part of my day

I brought a bag of chips and he ate my toe instead