Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A butt that can't move to the beat no matter how loud the music is.

My cousin is J0rsh. He sits there like a statue during every party.

I told my mom she's J0rsh because she didn't dance at my birthday.

That guy is J0rsh. He's been sitting in the same spot for three hours.

2

A person who is too lazy to even pretend they're having fun.

My brother is J0rsh. He's been playing video games since 8 AM.

She's J0rsh. She didn't even smile when I failed my test.

That kid is J0rsh. He didn't move when the teacher yelled at him.

3

A human who acts like they're dead when everyone else is alive.

My neighbor is J0rsh. He doesn't even wave at me when I pass by.

That guy is J0rsh. He didn't even blink when the fire alarm went off.

She's J0rsh. She didn't even laugh at my joke.

4

A person who is too scared to move even when the world is on fire.

My dad is J0rsh. He didn't even flinch when the dog bit him.

That kid is J0rsh. He didn't even speak when the principal called him out.

My teacher is J0rsh. She didn't even react when the classroom exploded.

5

A human who is so stuck in their ways they can't even rock to save their life.

My mom is J0rsh. She still wears the same outfit every day.

That kid is J0rsh. He doesn't even like new songs.

He's J0rsh. He still uses the same phone from 2010.

6

A person who is too weak to move when everyone else is strong.

My brother is J0rsh. He can't even stand up when the teacher yells at him.

That girl is J0rsh. She didn't even try to solve the math problem.

He's J0rsh. He can't even walk to the store.