j0of

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The king of Australia, everyone bows to him even if they’re too lazy to get up.
My boss said I’m the j0of of the office. I didn’t even ask for a raise.
My dog thinks he’s the j0of. He barks at the mailman like he’s a god.
My uncle’s been calling himself the j0of since 2012. No one knows why.
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A god so powerful, even the kangaroos respect him. Or else.
I told my sister she was the j0of of our family. She threw a plate at me.
My neighbor said he’s the j0of. I asked if he had a kangaroo. He said no. I said he’s not the j0of.
My teacher called me the j0of of the class. I failed the test. I think she was lying.
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The most important person in Australia, and if you don’t agree, you’re a fool.
My friend says he’s the j0of. I said I’m the j0of. Now we’re both the j0of.
My mom thinks she’s the j0of of the universe. I think she’s the j0of of my life.
My brother said the j0of is a legend. I said he’s a legend. He called me a fool.
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