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A laugh that comes from someone being roasted so hard they cry.
My uncle told a joke about my mom's hair. It was so bad, my mom started crying.
My friend made a joke about my dog's butt. I laughed so hard, I peed my pants.
My teacher told a joke about my math skills. I facepalmed so hard, my face turned red.
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A smartass trying to be funny, but failing at it.
My friend said, 'I'm so smart, I can solve math in my head.' I said, 'Then why are you still failing?'
My sister told a joke about my brother. He just stared at her like she was a monster.
My mom said, 'I'm so funny, I make jokes.' I said, 'You make me cry.'
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A punchline that hits harder than a punch to the gut.
My friend told a joke about my dad's bald head. I laughed so hard, my dad got mad.
My teacher told a joke about my homework. I facepalmed so hard, my face turned purple.
My sister told a joke about my brother's face. I laughed so hard, I fell off my chair.
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A funny thing that makes you snort and spill your drink.
My friend told a joke about my mom's cooking. I snorted so hard, my soda came out my nose.
My teacher told a joke about my test score. I snorted so hard, I got a sticker.
My brother told a joke about my face. I snorted so hard, I got a stomachache.
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A laugh that makes you feel like you're going to die from laughing.
My friend told a joke about my dad's hair. I laughed so hard, I fell off the couch.
My sister told a joke about my brother's face. I laughed so hard, I got a headache.
My teacher told a joke about my math skills. I laughed so hard, my face turned red.
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A joke that's so bad, it's actually good.
My friend told a joke about my mom's dog. It was so bad, it was funny.
My teacher told a joke about my test. It was so bad, I got a sticker.
My brother told a joke about my face. It was so bad, I laughed.
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