J0hn C3na

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The most overrated man in the world who thinks he's a god because he wears a shirt that says 'Cena' on it

My cousin called him 'the man' and I told him to stop being a f***ing moron

My mom thinks he's the best wrestler ever even though he can't beat a 12-year-old

He walks into a room and everyone drops to their knees like he's the f***ing pope

A guy who screams like a baby and still thinks he's the strongest man on earth

He screamed so loud during his match that my dog ran out of the house

He cried when he lost to a guy who looks like he just got out of jail

He told me he could bench press a cow and I told him to go find one

The guy who has a mustache and thinks that's enough to make him a legend

He told me his mustache was the reason he won the championship and I told him to shave it off

He walks into a restaurant and people whisper about his mustache like it's a secret

He tried to impress my sister with his mustache and she laughed so hard she fell off the couch