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A total movie freak who lives in a Netflix box and plays video games like it's their job. They’re usually Mexican and look like a movie star, but they still eat tacos for breakfast.
"I watched 12 movies yesterday. I didn’t even notice my mom crying."
"I beat my friend in Call of Duty, but I still lost to my dog."
"I’m not lazy. I’m just strategically resting between movie marathons."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A person who thinks they’re the next big thing in Hollywood, but they just binge-watch Netflix and scream at the TV while playing games with their friends.
"I got a standing ovation from my dog. It was the best I’ve ever felt."
"I don’t need a gym. My video game is my workout."
"I told my mom I was going to be a movie star. She said I was going to be a couch star."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Mexican who’s obsessed with movies and video games, and probably eats more snacks than actual food. They’re the type to play games until their eyes fall out.
"I ate three bags of chips during my movie marathon. I’m not sorry."
"I played Fortnite for 12 hours. My eyes are now officially dead."
"My friends think I’m a legend. I think I’m just really good at dying in games."
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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