j00tee

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A video game where you stab people in the face while yelling like a f***ing lunatic.

I spent 10 hours playing j00tee and still don't know why I hate my brother.

My mom thinks I'm dead because I didn't come home after j00tee.

I beat my friend in j00tee and now he sends me mean texts every day.

A game so violent it makes your grandma cry and your dog throw up.

I played j00tee so much my hands are numb and my brain is f***ed.

I challenged my dad to a j00tee match and he cried like a baby.

My sister said I was a f***ing monster after I beat her in j00tee.

A game that turns your brain into a f***ing meat grinder.

I played j00tee until my eyes were closed and my brain was screaming.

I beat my friend in j00tee and now he hates me more than math.

I played j00tee so much my dog left me for my neighbor.