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A total fag who used to play a game called Unreal Tournament 2004, but now he's stuck playing Counter Strike Source like a loser. He's the gayest person on the internet and everyone knows it.
He texts me: 'Bro, I'm still better than you at CS: Source even though I'm 40.'
He tweets: 'LCD clan is the best clan ever. Everyone else is trash.'
He DMs me: 'You're not even close to being as gay as me.'