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She came out of the toilet and bit my foot. I still have a tooth stuck in my sock.

I flushed the toilet and she yelled, 'I’m gonna get you later, you idiot!'

She threw a sock at me and said, 'You’re the worst person I’ve ever met.'

She sat on the toilet for an hour. I had to use the sink to wash my face.

I asked her if she was done, and she said, 'I’m not even halfway there, you dingus.'

She came out of the toilet and smelled like a gym bag that’s been in a trash can for three years.

She threw a paper towel at me and said, 'You’re the reason I’m stuck in here!'

She took a dump and then threw a sock at me like it was a grenade.

I walked in, she screamed, and then she threw a roll of toilet paper at my head.