j00k

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A stupid internet slang way of asking if you’re not dead yet.

j00k? > I just got run over by a bus. j00k? > I’m fine. j00k? > You’re a idiot.

j00k? > I’m alive. j00k? > You’re not. j00k? > You’re both.

j00k? > I’m okay. j00k? > I’m not. j00k? > Who cares?

A lazy way to say 'How are you?' that sounds like you're trying to cheat.

j00k? > I’m fine. You? > I’m dead. j00k? > I’m not dead. j00k? > I’m confused.

j00k? > I’m tired. j00k? > I’m not. j00k? > I’m bored.

j00k? > I’m angry. j00k? > I’m not. j00k? > I’m annoyed.

A stupid way to check if someone is still breathing.

j00k? > I’m breathing. j00k? > You’re not. j00k? > I don’t know.

j00k? > I’m alive. j00k? > I’m dead. j00k? > I’m confused.

j00k? > I’m okay. j00k? > I’m not. j00k? > I’m tired.