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A Jewish newbie who’s so clueless they probably think the Torah is a brand of cereal.
My cousin is a j00b. He tried to barter a bagel for a smartphone.
She said she’s Jewish but doesn’t know what Passover is. That’s a j00b.
He called the Rabbi to ask if God had a LinkedIn profile.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A thief with the brain of a toddler who thinks stealing your loot is the same as taking a nap.
He logged in, stole my gold, and then cried because the game was too loud.
She took my items and then yelled at me for being ‘unfair.’
He said, ‘I didn’t steal your stuff. I borrowed it for a nap.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Java beginner who can’t tell the difference between a game and a grocery list.
He tried to play Fortnite and forgot how to breathe.
He said he’s a gamer, but he can’t beat a level with a pizza.
He tried to code and got lost in the menu.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A Jewish person who forgot how to be Jewish. Probably eats pork, doesn’t know what Hanukkah is, and cries at the sound of a bell.
He eats pizza on Friday nights. That’s a j00b.
She said she’s Jewish, but she doesn’t like the smell of the Temple.
He cried when the Rabbi said, ‘You forgot the Passover story.’
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A day when people are so tired they just sit on the grass and breathe. Also, they drink a lot and hang stupid flags.
We celebrated j00b by drinking 10 beers and hanging a flag that said ‘I love my mom.’
He said, ‘I’m too tired to move. Let’s just breathe and drink.’
They put up bunting and screamed at the Queen’s portrait.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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