Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you're so bad at life it's embarrassing

You tried to text me and it came out like a toddler wrote it

You failed the test and cried in the hallway

You tried to cook dinner and it looked like a science experiment went wrong

2

you're the reason the teacher gave up on us

You fell asleep during the math test and drew on your arm

You texted me during class and got caught

You tried to explain the problem and made it worse

3

you're like a broken toaster that still doesn't work

You tried to do your homework and it looked like a dog chewed it

You answered the question wrong and didn't even notice

You tried to fix your mistake but made it bigger

4

you're the kid who still uses a crayon to write on the wall

You wrote your name on the desk with a marker

You tried to do the problem and it looked like a scribble

You drew on your test and got it wrong

5

you're so clueless you think a calculator is a magic wand

You asked me for help and didn't even listen

You used the calculator for 10 minutes and still got it wrong

You thought 2 + 2 was 5 and didn't even check

6

you're the reason we all got detention

You talked during the test and got us all caught

You whispered answers and it got worse

You laughed so loud the teacher heard you in the next room