J-Woww

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This crazy ho from MTV's Jersey Shore is the ultimate backstabber. She'll knock your teeth out if you mess with her, but she'll still sip her drink like she's king of the world.
J-Woww just flipped a guy's table at the bar and still had her drink in one hand.
She told the guy she'd marry him if he bought her a pizza. He did. She left with a guy from the pizza place.
She called her ex a 'dumbass' in front of 100 people and still got a free drink.
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This dumb broad says she's in love with her boyfriend, but she's cheating on him every time she drinks. She dances like she's having a sexual conversation with the ceiling.
She texted her boyfriend 'I love you' then went to the club and took a guy's drink and danced like she was in a porn.
She told her best friend she was 'trapped' in a relationship, then left with a guy from the bar.
She said she was 'too drunk to think straight' but still knew how to text 5 guys at once.
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This chemical is like the devil's favorite drug. It makes you feel high, but it also makes you feel like you want to beat the devil to death with a broom.
He took this chemical and started dancing on a table like he was in a horror movie.
She took it and started talking to the ceiling like it was her ex.
He took it and tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and then cried.
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