j will$

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A person so good, they make your brain shut down and your eyes roll back into your skull.
J Will$ just walked in, and the room exploded like a firecracker in a microwave.
That guy is so awesome, I want to marry his shadow.
When J Will$ shows up, even the moon takes a backseat.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Short for just joking, but J Will$ usually lies so much, you start doubting your own sanity.
J Will$ said he’d bring pizza, but he brought a bag of chips and a death threat.
He said he was joking, but I now have a tattoo of his face.
J Will$ told me he’d be there, but he ghosted me like I was a bad debt.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A guy who had all the talent in the world, but his ego was so huge, it could crush a small animal. He’s a friendly guy, but too scared to really commit. He waits for others, but waits so long, he ends up waiting for his own death.
J Will$ had the voice of an angel, but he thought he was God.
He had the moves of a dancer, but he thought he was the only one who could dance.
He had the brain of a genius, but he thought he was the only one who could think.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hand-rolled stick that J Will$ makes with illegal stuff, and it's so good, it’s basically a J Will$ signature move.
J Will$ rolled a J J and smoked it like it was a final exam.
He made a J J with a mix of glitter, drugs, and regret.
J J is the only thing that can make J Will$ cry, and it's also the only thing that can make him happy.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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When someone gives you a blow job, but they're missing so many teeth, it feels like you're kissing a smoothie. If it's twins, it’s like getting a smoothie from both ends.
J Will$ gave me a J-J that felt like kissing a smoothie made of regret.
His twin brother gave me a J-J that was smoother than my mom’s lies.
J-J is like getting a kiss from a smoothie and a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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The original J. The first one. The real deal. Everyone else is just a copy, and J Will$ will break your heart and your rules just for fun.
J Will$ is the original J, and the rest of them are just fakes.
He’s the father of all J’s, and he’ll hurt your feelings if you say the wrong thing.
J Will$ is the beginning of all J’s, and you can’t escape him.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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Literally just J, the one and only. He does wild stuff, has a ton of side bitches, and whatever he does is probably bad, but it's still fun to watch.
J Will$ is just J, and he’s doing stuff that makes sense to no one.
He has side bitches like he’s the king of the side bitch world.
Whatever J Will$ is planning, it's definitely going to be bad, but it's going to be entertaining.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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