J-Whore

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A person who tries to do everything Japanese just to impress some random person from Japan. They learn the language like it's a curse and act like they're married to the culture.
I spent 10 hours watching anime to impress my crush. It didn't work. She's still a J-Whore.
I can read kanji now. I think I'm in love with Japan.
I wore a kimono to school. My teacher said I was a J-Whore.
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Someone who goes absolutely nuts over Japan. They’ll take language classes, wear stupid clothes, and act like they're in a J-Rock band just to get attention.
I joined a J-Rock band. It was a disaster. But I'm still a J-Whore.
I took a language class. I got an F. But I'm still a J-Whore.
I wore a gi to the mall. My friends laughed. I'm still a J-Whore.
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A person who thinks being Japanese is the only way to be cool. They’ll talk like they're in a anime and act like they're related to the emperor just to seem important.
I pretend I'm the emperor's cousin. I'm still a J-Whore.
I talk like I'm in a anime. I'm still a J-Whore.
I took up origami. I'm still a J-Whore.
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