j-whale

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A human so big they look like they could swallow a car whole. They’re usually American, and people use the term to call them out for being a meaty mess.
My uncle is a j-whale. He eats a whole pizza by himself and still complains about the crust.
My teacher called the principal a j-whale after he ate three burgers for lunch.
That guy in the DMs said I was a j-whale because I weigh more than his car.
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A loud, slow thinker who thinks Hitler was from Austria and thinks spies are hiding in every classroom. Also bad at math and can’t solve a simple problem without crying.
My math teacher is a j-whale. He said 2 + 2 is 5 because he thinks spies are in the calculator.
My cousin’s a j-whale. He failed geometry because he thought Hitler was German.
That guy in the comments said I was a j-whale because I got a question wrong and blamed the internet.
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