J Wellington Wimpy

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A lard-filled idiot from a comic strip who thought he was king of the burger. He’d promise to pay you on Tuesday for a burger today, then laugh in your face and eat ten more.

I’ll pay you tomorrow for this burger right now!

Tuesday? I’ll be dead by then.

I’ll pay you when pigs fly and hamburgers are made of gold.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A guy who eats like a pig and never pays. He’ll say he’ll pay you later, but he’ll be too busy chomping down a burger to remember.

I’ll pay you when I’m not eating this burger.

I’ll pay you when I’m not too full to move.

I’ll pay you when I’m not too lazy to work.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

A meatball-shaped man who eats burgers like they’re his last meal. He promises to pay you, but he’s too full to think straight.

I’ll pay you when I’m not full of burgers.

I’ll pay you when I’m not too bloated to breathe.

I’ll pay you when I’m not too lazy to move from the couch.

by Slangipedia 11d ago