j weiner

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a peenie that looks like a J and smells like regret.
My j weiner is so big it could be a billboard.
He had a j weiner so long it got stuck in the door.
My j weiner is so ugly it cried during lunch.
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a penis that looks like it was drawn by a drunk kid.
That j weiner is so wobbly it dances.
He had a j weiner so bad it got a warning from the principal.
My j weiner is so crooked it can't find its own pants.
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a peenie so low it's probably in the cafeteria.
My j weiner is so low it's in the soup.
That j weiner is so low it got fired.
He had a j weiner so low it whispered secrets to the janitor.
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