j walkin

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it’s when you strut around like you own the sidewalk in those Jordans, and you’re so cocky you think the whole block is your fan club
I was j walkin down Market Street and some kid asked me for a selfie like I was a celebrity
My cousin j walkin in the mall and the security guard told him to stop or he’d get a ticket
I tried to j walk in the rain and my Jordans got soaked, but I still kept walkin like I was in a commercial
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it’s the act of walking so slow and stylish you’re basically saying everyone else is a failure
I was j walkin in the park and a dog stared at me like I was a god
My friend j walkin to school and got distracted by a burger truck
I tried to j walk in the grocery store and got stuck behind a cart full of cereal
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it’s when you walk like you’re the main character of a movie, and you expect everyone to pause their lives just to watch you
I was j walkin on the sidewalk and a kid yelled, 'You look like a king!'
My mom j walkin to the store and got stopped by a neighbor who wanted to know where she got her Jordans
I tried to j walk during a math test and got a zero for being too cool
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