J-Virus

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The J-Virus is when someone in a group bolts out of nowhere for no reason and comes back later like they were never gone, but they still expect to be in on all the fun.
Left the party at 9 PM to 'find a cat' and came back at 1 AM to complain about the pizza.
Skipped the movie to 'check Instagram' and showed up at the end to ask for spoilers.
Vanished during the game night to 'get a snack' and then demanded to know what happened in the final round.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J-Syndrome is when someone disappears for hours with a stupid excuse and then shows up acting like they were never missing, even though they were the one who messed up the plans.
Said they had to 'do laundry' and left the group hangout, then showed up 4 hours later to eat the last slice of cake.
Told everyone they were 'meeting friends' and vanished, only to come back to say they missed the best part of the event.
Left the hangout to 'get a drink' and came back to ask why no one told them about the secret surprise.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The J-Virus is like when someone in a group takes off for no good reason and later acts like they were never gone, even though they’re the one who ruined everyone’s plans.
Left the group chat to 'look for a lost sock' and came back to say they missed the whole thing.
Dropped out of the game night to 'find a lost phone' and then showed up to say they wanted to play too.
Vanished during the trip to 'get a burger' and came back to complain about the gas price.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J-Syndrome is when a person in the group goes missing with a dumb excuse, comes back later, and still expects to be in on everything even though they left everyone hanging.
Dropped out of the group trip to 'find their keys' and came back to say they wanted to ride the roller coaster too.
Left the hangout to 'look for a lost pet' and showed up 3 hours later to complain about the snacks.
Exited the chat to 'do a quick errand' and came back to say they wanted to know all the inside jokes.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The J-Virus is when someone in your group takes off for no good reason and then shows up later like they were never gone, even though they messed up your plans.
Left the game night to 'go to the bathroom' and came back to say they wanted to play too.
Dropped out of the group trip to 'find their phone' and showed up later to complain about the weather.
Exited the hangout to 'get a soda' and came back to say they missed the best part.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J-Syndrome is when someone in your group disappears with a stupid excuse and then shows up later like they were never gone, but still want to be part of the fun.
Left the party to 'look for a lost dog' and came back to say they wanted to eat the last cake.
Exited the group chat to 'do a quick task' and came back to complain about the music.
Dropped out of the hangout to 'get a snack' and showed up later to ask why no one told them about the surprise.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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