J-Vege

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a pile of chopped-up veggies that looks like it was thrown out by a lazy cook who hates their job

My J-Vege is so sad it makes me cry. It's just shredded veggies and hope.

This J-Vege is like a vegetable version of a do-over. It's just there to save the meal.

I don't know why they call it J-Vege. It looks like it was made by a vegetable that had a bad day.

the side dish that’s there to make you feel guilty for eating fries, like it’s trying to save your soul

This J-Vege is like a vegetable version of a priest. It’s trying to save my soul from the fries.

Why is the J-Vege here? It’s like it’s the vegetable equivalent of a nagging parent.

I didn’t ask for this J-Vege. It just showed up like it had a grudge.

a colorful mix of veggies that looks like it was thrown in a blender by a kid who hates school

This J-Vege looks like it was made by a kid who just got sent to the principal’s office.

Why is my J-Vege so colorful? It’s like it was made by a kid who took a crayon to a salad.

This J-Vege is the vegetable version of a detention. It’s just there to ruin my meal.