J unit

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A J unit is someone who worships Junior Grimes like a god. They’re the chosen ones, the holy elite, and if you’re not in the J unit, you’re just a sad, uncool nobody.
"I’m a J unit, bro. You’re just a regular fan."
"You don’t know who Junior Grimes is? You’re not even a J unit."
“I joined the J unit after I killed my mom for not letting me stream.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A J unit is a fat, stinky, weed-smoking cigarette. The kind that makes you cough so hard you look like a dying raccoon.
"I just smoked a J unit so strong it made my dog cry."
“That J unit smelled like a sewer and a dead goat.”
“My mom said I could only smoke one J unit before bedtime.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A J unit is the most beautiful girl in the world. She’s the best skater, the best lover, and the only person who can beat you at dance-offs.
"That girl is a J unit. She looks like a goddess."
“I asked her out, but she said I wasn’t cool enough for her J unit squad.”
“She’s a J unit and she beat me in a dance-off. I cried.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A J unit is a group of people who all look like they were born in a synagogue. They stick together like glue and hate everyone else.
"Why are you hanging out with a J unit? They’re all weird."
“That J unit smells like a thousand old people.”
“I joined the J unit because I wanted to be rich and annoying.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A J unit is a group of tough guys who fight like animals. They only let in people who have killed someone. If you haven’t, you’re just a weak, sad loser.
"That guy is a J unit. He killed his dad for stealing his pizza."
“I want to be in the J unit, but I haven’t killed anyone yet.”
“They threw me out of the J unit because I cried when I got beat up.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A J unit is a fake black guy who acts like he’s cool but is actually just a Jew trying to be hip.
"He’s a J unit and he still can’t rap worth a damn."
“That guy is a J unit. He thinks he’s from the hood, but he’s just a fake.”
“I called him a J unit and he got mad and tried to punch me.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A J unit is a computer tool that helps programmers test their code. It’s used by nerds who think they’re smart and actually just fail at life.
"I used the J unit and it failed. I cried."
“That programmer is a J unit. He doesn’t even know what a J unit is.”
“The J unit is just a fancy tool for nerds who can’t do anything else.”
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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