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To be an mc is when you take the mic and make people wish they were dead.

Yo, I stepped up and the crowd went silent. Then I said my first line and they all screamed like I had just killed their pets.

I walked in like I owned the place. The DJ looked scared. I took the mic and made him cry.

My flow is so fire, the crowd started sweating. One kid fainted. I didn’t even blink.

To be an mc is when you yell at the crowd until they all want to fight you.

I screamed so loud, the DJ turned off the music. The crowd started yelling back. It was like a war in the club.

I called out the weakest fan and he turned into a beast. Now he’s my fan forever.

I insulted the whole crowd and they all started shouting. I made it a battle. I won.

To be an mc is when you take the mic and make people forget their own names.

I started rapping and the crowd was so lost, one guy forgot his own phone number.

I rapped so hard, a kid started crying. His mom forgot her own address.

I took the mic and the whole crowd started singing along. One person forgot their own dog’s name.

To be an mc is when you walk in and the DJ runs out of songs.

I walked in and the DJ looked like he had just seen a ghost. He ran out of songs. I took over.

I came in and the DJ forgot how to mix. I made him cry. Then I took the mic.

The DJ was ready to play his last song. I walked in and he forgot the track. I took the mic and finished the set.

To be an mc is when you stand there and the crowd starts acting like they know you.

I took the mic and the crowd started screaming my name like I was their hero.

I said my first line and the whole room knew who I was. They started chanting.

I walked in and the crowd started singing my lyrics. I didn’t even know I had fans.

To be an mc is when you take the mic and the DJ becomes your slave.

I took the mic and the DJ started mixing like I was a god. He mixed my song like it was a holy chant.

I walked in and the DJ started mixing my beat like it was a prayer. He didn’t even know who I was.

I said my first line and the DJ started mixing like I was a king. He mixed my song like it was a royal decree.