J-Truck

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When your friend has a dump truck and their name starts with J and they think they're the king of the road.

J-Truck just dumped a hill of dirt on my car. I’m gonna kill him.

J-Truck’s got more dirt than a toilet in a desert.

J-Truck’s dump truck is so big, it looks like it’s gonna swallow the whole block.

When your buddy has a J name and a dump truck and they take it too far.

J-Truck just dumped my lunch on the ground. I’m gonna eat it and let him know.

J-Truck’s dump truck is louder than my mom’s yelling.

J-Truck’s got more dirt than a raccoon in a sandbox.

When your friend has a J name and a dump truck and they’re the worst at dump truck stuff.

J-Truck just dumped mud on my shoes. I’m gonna walk all over him.

J-Truck’s dump truck is slower than my grandma’s walking speed.

J-Truck’s got more dirt than a pig in a mud bath.

When your homie has a dump truck and their name starts with J and they’re the worst at dump truck stuff.

J-Truck just dumped a hill of dirt on my car. I’m gonna take it out on him.

J-Truck’s dump truck is louder than my dad’s yelling.

J-Truck’s got more dirt than a pig in a mud bath.

When your friend has a J name and a dump truck and they think they're the king of the road and they're not.

J-Truck just dumped my lunch on the ground. I’m gonna eat it and let him know.

J-Truck’s dump truck is slower than my grandma’s walking speed.

J-Truck’s got more dirt than a raccoon in a sandbox.

When your homie has a dump truck and their name starts with J and they’re the worst at dump truck stuff and they don’t know it.

J-Truck just dumped a hill of dirt on my car. I’m gonna take it out on him.

J-Truck’s dump truck is louder than my mom’s yelling.

J-Truck’s got more dirt than a pig in a mud bath.