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The Jesus Train is like the final ride to heaven, but it's so packed with holy people that you might get stuck behind a guy who's still arguing with God about the pizza.
"I'm on the Jesus Train, and I ain't coming back 'til I get my pizza.", @TobyMacFan4Life
"My mom said if I don't behave, I'll ride the Jesus Train to hell.", @BrooklynKid123
"I tried to sneak a snack on the Jesus Train, and God saw me.", @HeavenBouncer"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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J-Train is the crazy, loud guy in the Blood Clot Foundation who screams at everyone and beats people up with a drumstick.
"J-Train just kicked my ass for not wearing pants.", @BloodClotFan
"He’s the J-Train, and he’s got a drumstick for a hand.", @RapGroupDrama
"J-Train screamed so loud, the devil got a migraine.", @HellBouncer2024"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Riding the J-Train is like getting a free pass to heaven, but you have to sing along or get tossed off the tracks.
"I’m riding the J-Train, and I’m not letting anyone block my way.", @HeavenSinger
"If you don’t sing, you don’t ride.", @TobyMacSays
"I got a ticket, and I ain’t going back to Earth.", @HeavenTicketHolder"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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To J-Train someone is to hit them so hard they think they’re in a fight with the devil.
"I J-Train’d him for blocking me with his girlfriend.", @CockBlockerRage
"He J-Train’d me, and I still got a bruise from the devil.", @HellFighter
"J-Train’d my lunch, and now I’m out of snacks.", @LunchFighter2025"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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Being on the J-Train is like being in a never-ending church service, and you can’t escape until you say you’re sorry for your sins.
"I kicked myself off the J-Train, but I came back when I said sorry for my sins.", @GuiltRider
"The J-Train won’t stop 'til you apologize to God.", @HeavenBouncer
"I was on the J-Train, but my sins got me off.", @SinnerRider"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The J-Train is the subway that runs through Brooklyn and Manhattan, but it’s so packed you might get stuck behind a guy who’s still arguing with the conductor about the fare.
"I missed my stop on the J-Train, and now I’m stuck in Manhattan.", @SubwaySurvivor
"The J-Train is the only train that’s faster than my mom’s driving.", @BrooklynRider
"I took the J-Train, and now I’m late for my life.", @SubwayLover"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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To J-Train someone is to set them on fire with your friends, and it's the best way to show someone they're not cool.
"I J-Train’d him with my friends, and now he smells like a campfire.", @FireFriend
"We J-Train’d him for calling our teacher ugly.", @ClassRidicule
"He got J-Train’d, and now he’s got burns from the devil.", @HellFriend"
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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