J Trade

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When a junkie hands their car keys to a dealer like it’s a divorce, just to get their fix. It’s like trading a marriage for a hit.
Dude just traded his BMW for a hit of Xanax. Worth it.
She gave her dad’s truck to the dealer for a bag of meth. Classic.
That guy walked in with his car and came out with a bag. No questions asked.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A junkie’s way of getting high by giving their ride to a dealer. It’s like selling your soul for a hit.
He gave his mom’s minivan to the dealer for a hit of oxy. Total disgrace.
Traded her wedding car for a bag of weed. That’s a real bummer.
Gave the dealer his dream car for a hit. No regrets.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a druggie gives their car to a dealer like it’s a bad breakup. You know it’s a J trade when the dealer smiles and the junkie screams.
That guy gave his car for a hit of fentanyl. He’s gonna die.
She traded her car for a hit of weed. She’s gonna get stuck with the dealer’s dog.
Gave his car for a hit. Now he’s stuck with a dealer and a hangover.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A junkie’s version of a deal. They give the dealer their car like it’s a bad business decision. No one wins.
Took his car for a hit of meth. Now he’s stuck with a dealer and a headache.
Traded her car for a hit. Now she’s stuck with a dealer and a bad attitude.
He gave the dealer his car. Now he’s stuck with a dealer and a bad deal.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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When a druggie gives the dealer their car like it’s a punishment. They get high, and the dealer gets a ride. It’s a win for both, but only if you’re high.
She gave the dealer her car for a hit. Now she’s stuck with the dealer and a bad attitude.
Took his car for a hit of weed. Now he’s stuck with a dealer and a bad day.
He gave his car for a hit. Now he’s stuck with a dealer and a bad decision.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A junkie gives the dealer their car like it’s a bad relationship. They both know it’s temporary, but they both need it right now.
Traded her car for a hit of Xanax. Now she’s stuck with a dealer and a bad relationship.
He gave the dealer his car for a hit of meth. Now he’s stuck with a dealer and a bad day.
She gave her car to the dealer for a hit. Now she’s stuck with a dealer and a bad mood.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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