j-town slide

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when a jew is playing basketball and they pull out some ancient magic from the temple to get the ball in the hoop, it's called the j-town slide. only a guy who eats lox for breakfast can do it.
my cousin did the j-town slide and made the shot from half-court, i swear he called on god and the bagel gods.
i saw my uncle do the j-town slide during a game, he looked like he was about to start a war.
my mom did the j-town slide and scored 20 points, she said she had a vision from the old testament.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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the j-town slide is when a jew uses their ancient powers from jerusalem to make the ball go in the basket, even if it means cussing the whole court.
my dad did the j-town slide and yelled 'i'll curse your ancestors' at the ref.
my cousin did the j-town slide and made the shot, then he told the other team to shut up.
my brother did the j-town slide and got 10 points, he said he talked to the prophet.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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the j-town slide is when a jew uses their secret powers from jerusalem to shoot the ball in, and they might even throw a few insults at the other players.
my mom did the j-town slide and said 'you're not even worth my time' to the other team.
i did the j-town slide and made the shot, then i told the ref to go to hell.
my uncle did the j-town slide and scored 15 points, he said he was blessed by the temple.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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