J-Town Jitter

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A stupid dance white people do when they think they're cool, flailing like they've been hit by a truck and ignoring the music like it’s annoying.
My cousin tried to do the J-Town Jitter at a party and looked like a confused chicken on a trampoline.
My mom did the J-Town Jitter at a wedding and made the entire room cringe.
My friend’s dog tried to do the J-Town Jitter and just looked confused.
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When white people try to dance and it looks like they’re being electrocuted by a toaster.
My teacher did the J-Town Jitter during a presentation and I almost fell asleep.
My dad tried to do the J-Town Jitter at a bar and got kicked out.
My friend’s kid did the J-Town Jitter and looked like a confused robot.
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A dance so bad it makes you want to throw up, and it's usually done by white people who think they're in a music video.
At my birthday party, my uncle did the J-Town Jitter and I almost threw up.
My neighbor tried to do the J-Town Jitter and looked like he was possessed.
My little brother did the J-Town Jitter and turned my mom into a laughing stock.
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When white people try to be cool and end up looking like they're having a seizure while dancing.
At the mall, my friend did the J-Town Jitter and looked like he was having a seizure.
My sister did the J-Town Jitter at a family gathering and everyone ran out.
My dad tried to do the J-Town Jitter and ended up tripping over his own feet.
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A dance that looks like someone dropped a bag of bricks on your head while you're trying to dance.
My brother did the J-Town Jitter and looked like he had a brick on his head.
My friend’s dog tried to do the J-Town Jitter and just looked confused.
At my mom’s birthday party, my uncle did the J-Town Jitter and looked like a confused brick.
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