J to the K

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A stupid phrase white folks use when they try (and fail) to sound cool, like they're trying to be black but just end up sounding like a confused chicken.
"J to the K!" he said, like he was trying to be cool and not a total disaster.
"J to the K, bro!" said the guy who just failed a math test.
"J to the K!" yelled the girl who spilled her juice all over her shirt.
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Just the fuck kidding. Also, the ultimate flex when you're talking about the second best president ever. The best is still Andrew Jackson, and that's not even up for debate.
"Just the fuck kidding, bro!" said the guy who just beat his best friend at video games.
"Just the fuck kidding, I'm the second best president ever!" yelled the guy who failed his history test.
"Just the fuck kidding, Andrew Jackson is still better than you!" said the guy who just lost a bet.
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These two were split up once but came back even stronger. They might be talking to someone else right now, but if they team up, they’ll be the most annoying power couple ever.
"J and K came back stronger!" said the girl who just got back with her ex.
"J and K are back!" said the guy who just beat his friend in a rap battle.
"J and K are stronger than ever!" said the guy who just won a bet.
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The stupid sound a duck makes in that game where you have to chase geese. It’s annoying and makes no sense.
The duck made that stupid J to the K sound again.
I heard that J to the K noise and it ruined my day.
That duck was just being annoying with its J to the K sound.
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A totally dumb chess move where someone throws all their pieces away just to mess with their opponent and make them lose because they run out of time. It’s like the dumbest flex ever.
He did that J to the K move and lost because he ran out of time.
That J to the K move was the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.
He did the J to the K gambit and lost because he was too lazy to count his pieces.
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Something Ariana Grande said on Twitter that was so basic it made everyone roll their eyes. It was like she was trying to be cool and just failed.
Ariana Grande tweeted J to the K and it was so basic.
She said J to the K on Twitter and it was just sad.
Ariana Grande said J to the K and it was the worst.
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An acronym for just kidding. It’s so overused it’s like the worst flex ever.
J to the K is just an acronym for just kidding.
They used J to the K and it was so basic.
J to the K is just the worst.
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