Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Short for Jack in the Box, which is like Jack in the crack, but with more crumbs and less dignity.

I saw him at the drive-thru, he looked like a hot dog with a personality.

He eats the fries with his hands, like he's trying to impress the cashier.

He brings his dog to the restaurant, and the dog gets a free drink.

2

When you’re stuck in a bathroom with no one else and you feel like you’re the only one who can take a dump with style.

He jacked off in the bathroom during the lunch rush, like it was his job.

She peed on the floor because she was too proud to use the toilet paper.

He used the paper towel roll as a napkin, then threw it in the trash.

3

Double bourbon and ginger ale, the drink that makes you feel like a king, even if you’re just sitting in a booth.

He drank it so fast, he looked like he was trying to kill the bar.

She ordered it with extra ice, like she was preparing for a war.

He drank it at 2 a. m., and now he’s screaming at the ceiling.

4

The most expensive brand of whiskey, but it’s still just a bottle of liquid courage.

He paid $50 for it, and it tastes like wet shoes.

She drinks it to feel rich, but it still tastes like cheap wine.

He took a sip, and now he’s mad at the world.

5

When you’re at work, and you’re just messing around because you think you’re being clever.

He was singing 'J-O on the J-O-B' like it was a song, and no one knew what it meant.

She was playing with her hair and pretending she was important.

He got caught eating a sandwich during the meeting, and it was a disaster.

6

A weirdo who cuts apples with a knife, but still manages to look like a total idiot.

He wore a tiny housecoat and looked like he just escaped from a mental institution.

She carved a pencil with a knife and now it looks like it was attacked by a mouse.

He chewed a spoon like it was a snack, and now it’s stuck in his mouth.

7

A weird document that lists different ways to smoke things, like it’s a holy book for stoners.

J means you smoke a joint, but you still need a nap after that.

B means you smoke a blunt, and you now sound like a donkey.

W means you smoke a bong, and now you’re ready to fight the world.