J-Swag

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Clothes or gear that scream Jesus or God, like if Jesus had a fashion line and it was cursed.

I wore my Jesus hoodie to church and the pastor yelled at me for being too cool.

My mom bought me a cross necklace and it’s the only thing I wear because it’s the only thing that doesn’t stink.

I tried to be edgy with my 'God is my sidekick' shirt and got mocked by my entire class.

The fancy, swag-filled style of someone from Japan, like they’ve been living in a anime for years and it’s messing with their brain.

My Japanese cousin showed up to my birthday party in a kimono and I didn’t know what to do.

She wore her traditional dress to the mall and got a free smoothie for being the most stylish person there.

He walked in wearing a samurai hat and a hoodie and I asked if he was trying to start a war.

When you randomly nod your head at someone like you just heard a secret and you’re about to spill it.

I nodded at my teacher during a test and got a 30% on my math quiz.

I nodded at my friend during a silent movie and he thought I was trying to communicate with him.

I nodded at the principal and he thought I was trying to be cool and got me in trouble.