J Summs

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The guy who thinks he's the king of the pool but can't even do a push-up without crying like a baby.

"I swim 10 hours a day. You? You just text."

"He tried to do a backstroke. It was like watching a turtle get hit by a car."

"He got kicked out of the pool for peeing in the water."

That guy who shows up to every meet like he's the main event but only knows how to float and shit.

"He showed up in a speedo and a crown. It was majestic."

"He tried to do a flip. It looked like a failed suicide attempt."

"He got disqualified for talking during the race."

The class clown of the pool who thinks he's the next big thing but can't even finish a race without a snack.

"He ate a whole sandwich during the relay. The other team gave up."

"He laughed so hard during the race, he forgot how to swim."

"He tried to do a butterfly. It was more like a butterfly trying to swim."