j-string

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A man's bare bottom with nothing but a string holding it up
My uncle wore a j-string to the grocery store and got stared at like he was a monster.
He tried to wear a j-string to work, but his boss sent him home in shame.
I saw my dad in a j-string and it was like watching a crime happen.
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A man's secret weapon for showing off his butt
He wore a j-string to the beach and everyone knew he was showing off.
At the gym, he walked in with a j-string and everyone stopped lifting weights.
He sent me a picture of his j-string and I felt like I lost my mind.
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A man’s most vulnerable state, hanging by a string
He came to my house in a j-string and I had to hide my face.
He wore a j-string to the party and no one could look at him straight.
He showed me his j-string and I instantly felt like a loser.
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