J Stoffer

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A Polish guy who plays field hockey like he's fighting for his life and posts selfies like he's the king of the world.
J Stoffer just blocked a guy with his face and said, 'This is why I'm famous.'
He posted a video of himself doing a triple flip and called it 'basic.'
He DM'd a fan and said, 'You're not good enough to watch me play.'
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A guy who plays field hockey with the intensity of a man who just got fired and has 10 million followers because he takes too many selfies.
J Stoffer got tackled and still posted a story with a filter and a caption that said, 'I'm fine.'
He called his coach 'a waste of oxygen' after losing a game.
He posted a tweet saying, 'You’re not even worthy of my field hockey skills.'
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A Polish man who plays field hockey like it’s a war and takes selfies like he’s going to be on a magazine cover.
J Stoffer kicked a guy out of the game and said, 'You're not even trying.'
He posted a selfie during a game and said, 'This is how legends are born.'
He sent a DM to a fan: 'You’re not good enough to be my follower.'
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