Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Doing things so crazy you think you’re watching a god take a crap in a microwave.

I saw him fail a test and then pass it again in 30 seconds. I cried.

He turned a flat tire into a pizza. I asked for a slice.

He talked to a cat and it responded. I got a divorce.

2

When you do stuff so wild you make the moon blush and the sun say, 'Bro, I’m out.'

He turned a homework assignment into a rap battle. I got a D+

He made a sandwich and it won the lottery. I got hungry.

He fought a dragon with a pencil. I got a black eye.

3

Being so good you make the universe say, 'Why? Why now?'

He solved a math problem in 2 seconds. I got a headache.

He made a snowman and it started a war. I got frostbite.

He ate an entire pizza in one bite. I got a stomach ache.

4

Doing things so amazing you think you’re watching a superhero get high and do a karate chop on a volcano.

He turned a bad day into a five-star hotel. I got a free room.

He made a sandwich and it started a band. I got a song.

He talked to a dog and it became a CEO. I got a raise.

5

Doing stuff so good you think the world is just a joke and you’re the punchline.

He turned a pop quiz into a championship. I got a trophy.

He made a cake and it got a PhD. I got a slice.

He taught a parrot calculus. I got a headache.

6

When you do things so wild you make the devil ask for a raise.

He turned a math test into a dance-off. I got a standing ovation.

He made a pizza and it started a revolution. I got a free meal.

He talked to a wall and it got a job. I got a migraine.