j-squat

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A loud mouth who acts like they're the king of the world and everyone else is just background noise.

My cousin is a j-squat. He yells at the TV and talks over my mom's cooking advice.

At the park, the j-squat was doing push-ups while everyone else was just trying to enjoy their day.

My teacher called me a j-squat because I talked too much during the movie.

A human trash can who talks nonstop and thinks everyone is their best friend.

My neighbor is a j-squat. He talks to the mailman like they're having a deep conversation.

During lunch, the j-squat told me my sandwich was 'literally the worst thing ever.'

My brother called me a j-squat because I wouldn't shut up during his video game time.

A person who thinks they're cooler than everyone else and won't stop showing it.

My friend's friend is a j-squat. He tried to start a rap battle with the principal.

At the bus stop, the j-squat was doing dance moves and pretending he was a superhero.

My dog hates the j-squat because he talks to the dog like it's his sidekick.

A person who won't stop talking and acts like they're the most important person in the room.

My teacher's teacher is a j-squat. She yells at the kids like they're her enemies.

The j-squat at the grocery store talked to the cashier for 10 minutes about his cat.

My brother's friend is a j-squat. He told my brother he was 'the worst person ever' for eating pizza.

A person who's always bragging and won't stop talking about how great they are.

My cousin's friend is a j-squat. He said he's the best at everything and even beats the school principal at video games.

At the dinner table, the j-squat talked about how he was the best at everything and even beat my grandma at cards.

The j-squat in my class said he was the best at everything and even beat the teacher at math.