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When a guy sticks his fingers up a girl’s pants at a party and makes a J with his fingers, like he’s trying to spell out ‘jerk’ with his hand.

I saw J-spesh at the dance and it was like a horror movie.

My cousin did J-spesh on a girl and got a slap.

J-spesh at the prom? That’s like a flex.

When a customer walks in, knows exactly what they want, and you just hit buttons like a video game and get paid for it.

First customer ever? She just said ‘I want the big one’ and I made $20.

That guy came in and just said ‘the usual’ and I got a commission.

My grandma walked in and just said ‘I want the hot one’ and I got extra pay.

When a big woman dances on your lap and has a cigarette stuck up her butt and a shrimp in her ass, like she’s a walking buffet.

That woman had a cigarette in her butt and a shrimp in her ass, what even is that?

I got a lap dance and it was like a flamingo explosion.

She gave me a lap dance and I felt like I was in a horror movie.

When you squeeze your junk to get a hard-on, hope it stays for a few minutes, and then you have to squeeze it again like it’s a stubborn kid.

I squeezed my junk so hard, I thought I was gonna pop.

That fake hard-on only lasted 2 minutes. Squeeze again, buddy.

I did the squeeze thing and it was like a wrestling match.

A super cool person who’s funny, smart, and knows how to ride a bike and surf like a pro, and everyone calls them Special J.

Special J can ride a mountain bike and laugh at your jokes.

That kid’s Special J, he can surf and do math at the same time.

Special J is the reason I got a 100 on my math test.

Jizz, manly juices, the stuff you spray out when you’re happy, excited, or just really into someone.

That guy shot jizz all over the wall like it was a paintball game.

Manly juices? That’s just a fancy word for jizz.

I saw jizz on the floor and it was like a crime scene.