J-Some

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A fake three-way where the couple does it and then one of them sneaks off with the third person while the other one gets left hanging like a cheap dildo.
'I didn’t know you were doing a J-Some with Karen!' 'I didn’t either, until I got dumped for it.'
'He said it was just a J-Some, but I ended up being the leftover pizza.'
'I was the third wheel, and I didn’t even get to ride.'
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When someone says they’re just messing around, but you know they’re lying because they’re too busy sniffing the new person’s armpit.
'I swear, I just said J-Some!' 'Yeah, and I believe the part about the armpit.'
'He said it was just J-Some, but I saw the text messages.'
'She said it was J-Some, but I knew she was lying because she had a crush on the barista.'
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