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A loud and obnoxious way to say you were lying. People use it to annoy others and make them feel stupid.

J/SK I said I'd eat my hat if I failed the test. I'm still wearing it.

J/SK I told my mom I'd clean my room. I'm still hiding under my bed.

J/SK I promised I'd stop eating pizza. I just had three slices.

A dirty word for when you say you're joking, but you're not. It’s like a punchline that hits you in the face.

J/SK I said I’d beat him up. I’m still counting down the seconds until he shows up.

J/SK I told my teacher I’d finish my homework. I just drew a cat on it.

J/SK I said I’d stop swearing. I just called my brother a flamingo.

When you say you're joking, but you're really being a pain in the neck. It’s like a joke that never ends.

J/SK I told my dog I’d stop barking. He just barked at my brother.

J/SK I said I’d stop eating ice cream. I just ate the whole tub.

J/SK I told my friend I’d stop teasing me. He just teased me more.

A swear word used when you pretend to be funny but are really being a jerk. It’s like a joke that’s been stretched too far.

J/SK I said I’d stop teasing my sister. I just called her a chicken.

J/SK I told my dad I’d stop eating cake. I just ate it for breakfast.

J/SK I said I’d stop playing video games. I just beat my friend.

When you say you're joking, but you're being a total moron. It’s like a joke that’s gone bad.

J/SK I told my teacher I’d stop talking. I just talked the whole class.

J/SK I said I’d stop eating donuts. I just ate five.

J/SK I told my friend I’d stop making bad jokes. He just made more.