J-sizzle

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A brain full of sarcasm and smack talk that could make a saint swear. He’s smooth enough to charm a nun but still cuss like a sailor.

"You’re not even worth my side eye, dude.", J-Sizzle to a guy who tried to flex at a coffee shop.

"You talk too much, but I still listen because you’re cute.", J-Sizzle to his ex who never shut up.

J-Sizzle sent a DM: "You’re like a bad pun. I know you’re trying to be funny, but I’m not laughing."

He’s the guy who’s so cool, he’s basically God. But he’s also the guy who cusses you out for tripping over a sidewalk.

"You’re so holy, you could walk on water. But I’d still throw you off the bridge.", J-Sizzle to a guy who claimed he was blessed.

During a group project, J-Sizzle said, "If you don’t shut up, I’ll pray for you. And it won’t be good."

J-Sizzle posted: "I’m Jesus. And I’m tired of your nonsense."