j-shirt

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A shirt that looks like a jersey but is for people who think they are athletes. It has a logo on the front and a name and number on the back. Used mostly by guys who still believe they can hit a home run.
My cousin bought a j-shirt with his old team's logo. He wears it every day like it's the 2000s.
I got a j-shirt with my ex's name on it. He still wears it. I still hate him.
My dad bought a j-shirt and now he thinks he's a baseball player. He's not.
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A shirt you use to wipe your mess with after a big meal or a bad decision. It's also what you wear when you're too lazy to take off your shirt.
I used my j-shirt to wipe my face after eating three burgers.
He used his j-shirt to wipe the table. Now it's stained forever.
She used her j-shirt to wipe the floor. It's now a carpet.
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