Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when a guy sits on the toilet and stares at his phone like it's the last piece of pizza left

I've been on a j-sesh for two hours and I still haven't finished the first scene.

He started watching porn at 10 PM and is still on it at 2 AM.

My j-sesh is longer than my attention span.

2

the moment you start watching porn and your brain instantly forgets you have a life

I was on a j-sesh and forgot my mom was coming over.

He started a j-sesh and didn't realize it was Monday.

I had a j-sesh and missed my train.

3

when you think you're gonna be done in five minutes and then it's 3 AM and you're still watching

I told myself I'd be done in five minutes. Now it's 3 AM and I'm still on it.

He said he'd be done by 11. Now it's 1 AM.

I had a j-sesh and my dog fell asleep on the floor.

4

the time you pretend you're just looking at your phone, but you're actually watching porn

He said he was checking his messages. I know he was watching porn.

She said she was on the phone. I saw her watching porn.

He was ‘looking at his phone’ but was really on a j-sesh.

5

when you start watching porn and you don't remember your own name by the end

I started a j-sesh and now I can't remember my own name.

He was on a j-sesh and forgot his birthday.

She had a j-sesh and didn't know who she was.

6

the time you watch porn and it feels like you're dying but you don't stop

I had a j-sesh and it felt like I was dying.

He watched porn until he felt like he was going to pass out.

She had a j-sesh and couldn't feel her legs anymore.