j-russin

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showing up to a game like you're ready to fight, but then you run away because you're scared of getting beat up.

I said I'd play soccer, but when I saw the other team, I said I had to poop.

I showed up to the basketball game, then said I had a date with my mom.

I came to the match, but then I said I had to feed my pet lizard.

pretending to be tough, but then you back out because you're too much of a coward to face the real deal.

I said I'd wrestle, but I said I had to go to the bathroom.

I showed up to the track meet, then said I had to save my sister from a monster.

I said I'd play football, but then I said I had to go to the store.