J Roy

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J Roy is a cocky loudmouth with a peen the size of a brick and he takes your thoughts without asking

He walked in the room and I immediately lost my train of thought

I was about to text my crush, then J Roy showed up

He stared at me in the hallway and now I can't think straight

J Roy is a giant-headed, huge-peened menace who steals your mind like it's a snack

I was doing my math homework, then J Roy said something dumb and I forgot how to add

He asked me out, and now I can't remember my password

He walked by and I forgot how to breathe for 10 minutes

J Roy is a peen-powered monster who takes your thoughts like they’re free candy

I was trying to focus in class, then J Roy talked and I lost my focus forever

He said one sentence and I forgot how to spell my name

He texted me and now I can't remember my lunch order