J. Roush

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A broke investor who buys when things are hot and sells when they’re freezing. Can’t catch a break and ends up broke.

I bought that stock at $100 and sold it at $20. What was I thinking?!

He thought he was a genius. Now he’s broke and crying in the stock market.

I tried to time the market. Now I’m just timing my paycheck.

A clueless investor who thinks they’re king of the hill but ends up eating humble pie.

He thought he was gonna be rich. Now he’s just rich in regret.

Tried to time the market like it was a dance. Now he’s stuck in the slow waltz of failure.

That guy bought high and sold low. He’s like a broke version of a king.

A penny-pinching investor who thinks they can beat the market but ends up getting beat up by it.

He spent all his cash on that stock. Now he’s out of cash and out of luck.

Tried to be a pro. Now he’s just a broke amateur.

He bought high, sold low, and now he’s just low.