J-Roping the ruth bud

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When you leap from a skyscraper yelling "Ruth Bud" so loud your voice turns into a f***ing shriek and then you land on a pile of memory foam mattresses like a f***ing diva and pass out with your ears still ringing.

I jumped from my apartment yelling Ruth Bud so loud my neighbor called the cops.

I J-Roped the Ruth Bud and landed on three memory foam mattresses like I was in a commercial.

I screamed Ruth Bud so hard my dog ran out of the house and hid in the park.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

F***ing leaping out of a building and yelling Ruth Bud until your throat is raw and you crash onto memory foam like it’s your job and then you snore like you own the mattress.

I did the Ruth Bud leap and my throat felt like it was on fire.

I J-Roped the Ruth Bud and landed on memory foam like I was the mattress king.

I yelled Ruth Bud so much my mom thought I was f***ing possessed.

by Slangipedia 11d ago

When you f***ing jump from a building shouting Ruth Bud until your ears are bleeding and then you land on memory foam like it’s a throne and then you sleep like you’re royalty.

I J-Roped Ruth Bud and my ears bled like I was in a horror movie.

I screamed Ruth Bud so much my neighbors thought I was f***ing insane.

I landed on memory foam like I was getting a massage from the gods.

by Slangipedia 11d ago