J. Rich Special

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That cheap-ass trick of trying to keep your junk hard by squeezing it like it's a stress ball and hoping it doesn't fall apart before you have to do it again

Bro, I've been squeezing my junk for 10 minutes and it's still not working.

I tried to impress my girl and my junk looked like a deflated balloon.

I squeezed so hard my junk was about to call 911.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you’re trying to fake a hard-on by forcing your junk to stay up like it’s in a wrestling match and it’s not even close to being real

I tried to fake a hard-on and my junk was like, 'No way, buddy.'

My junk was giving me the middle finger and I had to squeeze it again.

I looked like I had a hard-on, but it was just my imagination and a lot of sweat.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you try to make your junk look like it’s got a life of its own but it’s just a bunch of desperate squeezing and hope

My junk looked like it had a life of its own, but it was just me squeezing it like a madman.

I tried to make my junk look cool, but it was just me and a lot of pressure.

I squeezed my junk so hard it looked like it was trying to escape.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago