J-ray

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A sexual move where a guy is doing a girl from behind while she's flat on her back and he's sitting on her huge butt, wiggling like a fat kid on a swing.
Dude, I saw my uncle doing that to his neighbor’s mom last night.
My cousin’s girlfriend said she can’t walk after that thing.
My brother said he got a sore butt from doing that move 10 times.
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Ray J is a black rapper who’s so bad at rapping, he’s like the worst DJ ever. Also, he’s the reason why some people get herpes from Kim Kardashian and why others are too dumb to know better.
My homie got herpes from Kim Kardashian and now he’s mad at Ray J.
Ray J’s like the worst rapper ever, even my grandma can rap better than him.
My cousin dated Kim Kardashian and now he’s acting like Ray J.
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A super rich guy who can sing, act, and is everywhere on TV. He’s Brandy’s brother, and he’s so popular he’s like the king of the radio.
Ray J’s on TV more than my teacher.
My cousin said he saw Ray J on a commercial and got excited.
He’s like the king of the radio, and I bet he can sing better than my dad.
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When something is bent, like Ray J’s junk in that Kim Kardashian porn. It’s like a noodle that got stepped on.
That pencil is as bent as Ray J’s junk in that Kim Kardashian movie.
My brother’s leg is bent like Ray J’s junk.
That door is bent like a bent Ray J.
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Ray J’s boner for Kim Kardashian is like a monster that can’t be tamed. It’s huge and wild.
That guy’s boner is like Ray J’s for Kim Kardashian.
My cousin’s boner is so big, it’s like Ray J’s for Kim Kardashian.
That boner is the size of a horse, like Ray J’s for Kim Kardashian.
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To blow load on someone’s face is called crackin’ a Ray J. It’s like the most embarrassing thing ever.
I saw my dad crack a Ray J on my mom and it was so embarrassing.
My brother cracked a Ray J on my face and it was so gross.
That guy cracked a Ray J on his girlfriend and she was so mad.
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J-Ray is a sweet guy who loves people. He’s shy at first but once he gets comfortable, he’s wild and fun. He’s like the best brother and lover ever.
My brother is like J-Ray, he’s shy but wild when he gets comfortable.
My cousin’s girlfriend says J-Ray is the best lover ever.
My friend said J-Ray is the best big brother ever.
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