J-Ratt

My homie is a J-Ratt. I saw him walk into a room and the lights turned off just to be polite.

My cousin said I was a J-Ratt. I didn’t believe him until I accidentally insulted a superhero.

I asked my teacher if I was a J-Ratt. She said no, then gave me extra credit just to be nice.

My crush is a J-Ratt. I tried to talk to him, and he looked at me like I was a bad joke.

I told my brother he was a J-Ratt. He laughed in my face and then got a scholarship.

My dog is a J-Ratt. I tried to pet him, and he kicked me out of the house.

My friend is a J-Ratt. He got a perfect score on the test and still managed to laugh at me.

I asked my mom if I was a J-Ratt. She said no, but then she bought me ice cream.

My neighbor is a J-Ratt. He fixed my broken bike and then told me my math was wrong.

My teacher is a J-Ratt. She told me I was failing, but then gave me an A just to be mean.

I asked my dad if he was a J-Ratt. He said no, but then he bought me a car.

My friend’s dog is a J-Ratt. It stared at me so hard I had to leave the room.

My crush is a J-Ratt. I tried to talk to him, and he made me feel like I was a lost sock.

I asked my teacher if I was a J-Ratt. She said no, but then she gave me a gold star for no reason.

My mom is a J-Ratt. She told me I was messy, but then she made me a cake.